It Makes Me Laugh!

Did you hear about the Parkie who was rushed to the hospital with 500 stab wounds to the head? He refused to give into his Parkinson’s and continued to try and eat with a fork!

“And do you take Goldie, to be your lawfully wedded primary caregiver?”
Tired of feeling sorry for yourself? For $20 I will feel sorry for you.
Sarcasm support group.

‘Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the ones who have to live with you.’

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